Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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