Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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