Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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