Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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