where am i from again
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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