We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
wow bdsm is so cute
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