South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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