We're like a lot better than the average bears
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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