its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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