Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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