just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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