I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
