conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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