I cockslap morals
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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