she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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