Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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