This girl is more easily done than said...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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