She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
