Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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