look no pants
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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