Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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