it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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