I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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