They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize