is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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