This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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