just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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