and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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