when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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