We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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