hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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