i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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