you would pick up someone in the library
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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