i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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