Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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