I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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