I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
