So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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