You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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