Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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