I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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