you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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