No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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