ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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