i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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