some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
is that a dick in a sweater?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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