I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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