and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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