dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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