question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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