and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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