this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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