Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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