Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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