belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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